The Most Embarrassing of Them All: Part 2

     Every day, is a new adventure in my family, and Natalie is the entertainer.  She is a drama queen and very embarrassing.  None of my family are looking forward to the day when Natalie becomes a teenager.  We all believe that it will be much worse when she reaches the lovely age of thirteen and the years to follow until maturity strikes.
     I have some more stories about Natalie that show how embarrassing she is.  The first one has to do with nursery.  Nursery is a place for little kids ages one and a half to three years old for our church.  Well, my mom came to pick up Natalie from nursery after her church meetings, and Natalie said, "Mom, see that woman over there? She is fat. If you look over there, that woman is pregnant so technically she's not fat, but has a giant baby growing inside of her."

The Most Embarrassing of Them All

Just look at her innocent face 

     Another time was around Christmas.  Natalie wanted to know if Santa Claus was real or not.  She wanted a doll that could eat real food and then go to the bathroom to get rid of it.  Natalie looked online, and she found that all of the dolls she wanted were sold out of every single store.  The next Sunday, in Natalie's Sunday School class, Natalie announced, "Guess what? I'm finding out if Santa's real or not, and I will tell all of you the results.  My doll is out of stock in every store, so only Santa can bring it to me.  If I get it, Santa's real.  If I don't, Santa's not real."  My mom had already bought the doll, but Natalie's comment caused many of the other girls and boys there to worry whether or not Santa Claus was real, too.  They decided to also test their parents.  In the end, a couple of the kids ended up not believing in Santa Claus.  Whoops!
     As you can see, Natalie is one of the most embarrassing kids on the face of this planet.  No matter how many times we ask her to think before she speaks, the statement goes in one ear and out the other. Not only does she say embarrassing things, but she does embarrassing things.
     One time, we were in the grocery store, and Natalie decided it would be fun to run around screaming, "Clean up on aisle four!"  Eventually, my family was asked to leave the grocery store and not come back with Natalie.  It was so embarrassing.  Then next time we went to the grocery store, we had to bribe Natalie to keep her from doing the same thing.
     There are many other stories, but I couldn't possibly fit them on a blog post. She has gotten better, but Natalie is still the most embarrassing of them all.  Watch out, Utah, Natalie's embarrassing words and actions are here.

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